intro

hey girl, i see you over there
wearing that batman t-shirt
let me tell you a little something
about me, and batman

chorus

i might not be as cool as batman
but i'll eat you out like a hungry fat man
pet your pretty kitty like a gentle cat man
go wakka wakka like my name is pacman

verse 1

please don't turn me down if you think that i'm wingless
you wanna get off, lemme show you how i bring this
i am the linguist distinguished for my skills and cunnilingus
cause i don't spend my time thwarting tiny little penguins
i like the tiny little pink ones, the really thick stink ones
the ones that look like foreheads of the angry face klingons
that goof he jumps from roofs, i jump into my tooths
he's riddling i'm fiddling with tongue karate moves
i might even touch your boobs, while he's wrestling on some dudes
i like my poison ivy lively so I dig it from the roots
have you ever spent halloween dressing as harley quinn
waiting for a bat to come and reprimand your actions
all that i be asking is let me do the masking
you'll wonder how it is you wound up up inside my mansion

chorus

verse 2

okie-dokie i ain't joking, quit your laughing get to moaning
best to bet upon the pony with no parental atoning
that bat is kinda wack, i give your booty a smack
he's to busy with his pact, i'll lick you down to your crack
batsy is more into theatrics than an acrobatic thespian
i'll have you confused you be sleeping with a lesbian
be your boy wonder bread, get you up on my bed
make you wonder how it is you ever lived without me giving head
you can use a little help, loose that utility belt
cause i spit that lazarus pit like you've never even felt
a bat crest rests all upon your chest
i wonder why you've got to mess such beautiful breasts
i guess you've yet to be impressed by my master caress
you'll know that michaelangeflow is surely the best
cause he's got a fatter wang than the man with the batarang
mad hatter your bladder with a bang that'll make you sang

chorus

outro

babe, i wanna brave your bat cave
be like the alfred to your bruce wayne
i said babe, i wanna brave your bat cave
i wanna break your back like i'm your bane