gimmie the loot
gimmie the loot loot
gimmie those fucking toys

verse 1

here's another song about myself
but it's also about the stuff up on my shelf
a trove that grows in size and wealth
every time there is an isle i delve
lemme take you back to the age of twelve
when all my friends were cast into hell
and the repercussions is my story to tell
a decision to which that i would rebel
now i'm digging for childhood artifacts
transformers gi joes and thundercats
estate and rummage sales i'm up in that
i got flea market yard sale contrabands
i buy a ninja turtle for half a buck
it is just my luck i throw them into the trunk
dunk them in the tub and scrub off the muck
throw them in the pile then i scrooge mcduck

chorus

cause i'm a toy hunter and i'm hunting for fun
i like action figures that are missing their guns
i like date stamps prior to ninety one
i like the thrill of the thrift and i live for the hunt

cause i'm a toy hunter and i'm hunting for fun
i like action figures that are missing their guns
i like date stamps prior to ninety one
i like the thrill of the thrift and i live for the hunt

verse 2

michaelangeflow, make a mental note
i hunt the retro to pay the rent yo
hasbro, mattel, tomy and remco
lego and nintendo converts to endo
but the best is when it glows in the dark
dinosaurs made before jurassic park
and when i get inspired i turn 'em into art
you say "michaelangeflow, where do i start?"
well many toy companies identified properly
copy these novelties to your brain scholarly
obviously some of these toys are much commonly
and identifying rarity is like hitting the lottery

is this a whole bag of action figure accessories for two dollars?
yeah i'll buy that

chorus

verse 3

get your kid out of this isle
i smile and dive right past your child
i am digging for childhood remnants
some evidence of my past tense
high off proust's madeleines
gambling on abandonments
i make new friends in garage sale bins
outcast diecast garbage pale kids
monsters robots vinyl plastics
dungeons, dragons, basements, attics

lemme in your basement
lemme in your attic
lemme in your basement
lemme in your attic
lemme in your basement
lemme in your attic
if there's toys in that shit
that i gotta fucking have it

chorus